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Stay Calm and Keep NPCing Graphic Hoodie

Stay Calm and Keep NPCing Graphic Hoodie

Regular price $26.34 USD
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Are you the unsung hero of the background, the steadfast NPC (Non-Playable Character) in the game of life? Then our "Stay Calm and Keep NPCing" Graphic Hoodie is tailor-made for you! Perfect for those who take pride in being the reliable constant in a world of chaotic main characters. This hoodie isn't just a comfy garment; it's a lifestyle statement for the proud NPCs of the world. Plus, it's an excellent conversation starter (or stopper, if you're really in character).

Product Details:

  • Material: A balanced concoction of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester. As versatile and reliable as any NPC's dialogue.
  • Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) – substantial enough to withstand the rigors of repeated scripted encounters.
  • Feel: Air-jet spun yarn for a feel as soft as your most rehearsed lines, with reduced pilling because you deserve to look sleek, day in and day out.
  • Hood: Double-lined with matching drawcord – ideal for maintaining anonymity or just keeping your ears warm.
  • Design: Quarter-turned to sidestep that unflattering crease down the middle. NPCs are all about symmetry, after all.
  • Features: 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, front pouch pocket, and double-needle stitching for durability. It's crafted to endure endless cycles of the same daily routine.

Size & Fit:

  • Variety: Available in a range of sizes, because NPCs come in all shapes and sizes.
  • Fit: Comfortably loose, perfect for lounging in your designated area or going about your predetermined daily quests.

Care Instructions:

  • Washing: Gentle cycle with like colors. NPCs know the importance of sticking to the script.
  • Drying: Tumble dry low. High heat is for dramatic character arcs, not for hoodies.
  • Ironing: Avoid direct ironing on the print. NPCs are cool without trying too hard.
  • Dry Cleaning: If you must, but remember, NPCs are low maintenance by design.

Order Now: Embrace your inner NPC and add a dash of humor to your wardrobe. Click "Add to Cart" to secure your "Stay Calm and Keep NPCing" graphic hoodie. Perfect for casual wear, cosplay, or simply blending into the background at social events. Order now, and remember, in the world of NPCs, stock is always limited but your importance is not!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
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