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Stay Still. Score Kills. Graphic Hoodie

Stay Still. Score Kills. Graphic Hoodie

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Introducing the "Stay Still. Score Kills." Graphic Hoodie, designed for the patient predators of the gaming world. Are you a master of the waiting game? A connoisseur of the camp-and-snipe strategy? Then this is your battle uniform! Made for those who know that sometimes, the best offense is a good hiding spot.

Key Features:

  • Cozy Camper's Blend: Composed of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is as comfortable as your favorite camping spot. Fabric weight: a substantial 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²), perfect for those long stakeouts.
  • Soft and Stealthy: Thanks to the air-jet spun yarn, you get a soft feel with less pilling. Because the only thing that should be noticeable is your kill count.
  • Hood of Concealment: The double-lined hood with matching drawcord is great for blending into your environment – or just keeping a low profile in public.
  • Wrinkle-Resistant Design: Quarter-turned to eliminate that central crease, because who has time to iron when there are enemies to ambush?
  • Flexible Fit for Quick Movements: 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, giving you the flexibility to spring into action at a moment’s notice.
  • Pouch of Preparedness: A spacious front pocket, perfect for storing extra ammo (or snacks – let's be real).
  • Built to Last: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for durability, because a true gamer's gear faces many battles.

Why You'll Love It:

  • It’s a tongue-in-cheek ode to the snipers and campers who take a strategic approach to gaming.
  • Perfect for gaming marathons, casual hangouts, or when you want to send a subtle message to your fellow gamers.
  • A great way to spark laughter (or a heated debate) at your next gaming meet-up.

Size & Fit:

  • Available in sizes S to 5XL, suitable for snipers of all sizes.
  • Check our size chart for the perfect fit, more reliable than a heat sensor in a smoke grenade.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron the print – it's already as sharp as your aiming skills. Do not dry clean – you're a gamer, not a dry cleaner.

Get Your "Stay Still. Score Kills." Hoodie Today:

Embrace your inner sniper with our "Stay Still. Score Kills." Hoodie. Whether you're outsmarting opponents in the digital battlefield or just chilling with friends, this hoodie has got your six.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
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